TIL The Nissan 370Z Hasn't Been Crash Tested By NHTSA

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/08/2020 at 16:08 • Filed to: None

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It was only ever tested in 2003 as the 350Z in which didn’t get a full 5 star rating.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:14

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Neat

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:16

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They still make it?

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:17

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Reality was still using Unreal Engine 2 back then

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/08/2020 at 16:18

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Yup, somehow

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:19

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I could have sworn they announced its discontinuation  like three years ago

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/08/2020 at 16:20

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https://www.nissanusa.com/vehicles/sports-cars/370z-coupe.html

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:21

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Update: Nissan even brags about it’s safety features including ABS

https://www.nissanusa.com/vehicles/sports-cars/370z-coupe/features/safety.html

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:24

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It’s confirmed , then. I’ve fallen into an alternate timeline . That explains everything! I must find a way back to my home reality where none of this is happening.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/08/2020 at 16:32

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Can you see Zeppelins? Hite’s Law says you should be able to,  if you’v e fallen into an alternate timeline.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:32

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Not quite as old as the Frontier, but close...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 09/08/2020 at 16:33

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No airships but everyone seems to have a goatee

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/08/2020 at 16:37

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Their 2020 is even worse though.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:38

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Really? I am shocked that they never bothered to retest it. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/08/2020 at 16:40

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I do have a goatee 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 09/08/2020 at 16:44

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That’s simply not  possible

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/08/2020 at 16:48

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It’s not like they’ve made anything other than cosmetic changes since, so it’s probably fine.

ClassicDatsunDebate > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/08/2020 at 17:28

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The Terran Empire executives decided to continue with 370z production 5 years ago, don’t you remember?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/08/2020 at 17:36

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2020 says hold my beer for the 2020th time. 

NYankee1927 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/08/2020 at 17:58

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Apparently there was some glitch in accounting and they just kept making it

shop-teacher > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/08/2020 at 20:09

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Isn’t the Frontier from 2005?  That would make it newer.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > shop-teacher 09/08/2020 at 21:38

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Yeah, I messed up - current gen is from 2004. 

shop-teacher > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/08/2020 at 21:52

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They're both crazy old.